Stay Strong

Other sports drinks contain high fructose corn syrup, notorious for eating away at hard muscles and replacing them with fat. But Mean Jonathan contains only muscle-friendly carbohydrates like organic brown rice syrup blended with special “smart” protein that actually protects muscles from break-down.

When you protect your muscles your body stays hard and strong. The choice is pretty clear.

Fuel your Game

Caffeine is a heart attack waiting to happen. And you’re an athlete. You sort of need your heart…

Mean Jonathan’s energy source is balanced “smart” nutrition, not caffeine. It optimizes your body’s natural energizing mechanism, like a body upgrade. Natural energy means reliable fuel on-the-fly with no heart palpations and no crash.

Plus, as an added bonus, “smart” protein also protects your muscle tissue keeping you free form injury while combating muscle fatigue.

Stay Injury-Free

The “smart” protein in Mean Jonathan is feather-light: It absorbs in seconds without weighing you down. That means when you drink it in the gym or on the field, it’s in your muscles when you need it there, not afterwards.

Muscles that stay nourished with protein are protected from injury. Light as a feather, strong as steal.

Fight Your Hunger

When you haven’t eaten in a while, your blood sugar tends to drop causing hunger. The lower your blood sugar drops, the more ravenous you become until eventually your compelled to gorge yourself uncontrollably. No good for your physique.

The solution: When you drink Mean Jonathan in between meals, the “smart” protein inside stops your blood sugar from dropping and keeps you fueled until your next meal. You’ll feel energized all day long while keeping your body in muscle-building/fat-burning mode.

Fight Fatigue

The right balance of protein, natural sugars, and carbohydrates working together will energize the body and promote lean muscle. The improper balance will make you fat and tired. That’s why you tend to fall asleep after a burger, fries, and a soda.

Mean Jonathan contains the perfect balance of nutrients timed to absorb optimally. Optimal timing means intelligent energy. No caffeine required.

Fight a Hangover

Little known fact: Alcohol is pure sugar. That means when you drink booze, you mess with your blood sugar, your insulin spikes, and you feel like crap the next day. It’s like using your body as a chemistry set.

Mean Jonathan’s “smart” protein has a unique effect on the body. It stabilizes blood sugar and keeps your body’s natural chemistry in balance. Drink one before you go to bed and you’ll feel fine in the morning.

Forgot to drink one last night? Drink Mean Jonathan in the AM and you’ll feel good before noon.

Stay Strong All Night

Mean Jonathan is Intelligent Fuel, “smart” nourishment that encourages optimal energy and balanced body chemistry. When your energy level and body chemistry are optimized and blood flows better.